Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Mark McGwire

Well, its time to discuss Mark McGwire. The last few weeks have been brutal. McGwire has been designated by the media to take on all the sins of the baseball world. Did McGwire cheat? In the purest sense of the word, the answer is an unequivocal yes! He took performance enhancing drugs. Period. But before everyone goes off on their high-horse, let’s put a few things into perspective: there were literally hundreds of PED users back in the late 90’s and early 00’s. This was a time when steroids weren’t even banned by baseball. To basically single out McGwire as if he were solely responsible for the steroid era is at best disingenuous, and at worst, just flat wrong.

There is talk that McGwire should be banned from baseball the same as Pete Rose. That’s fine, but if you are going to ban McGwire, then you will have to ban every other ball player linked to steroids. Good bye Manny, Alex, Andy, and the numerous other “cheaters” still in the game.

What is this infatuation with McGwire by the media? Every time I look at a sports page or bring up espn.com, there is another lead story about some nobody player from years past complaining about how rotten McGwire is. Why is the media so relentless with this? Why are they so bent on persecuting him, when others seem to get a pass? I read a column where a former pitcher was complaining that he would have had better numbers if he didn’t have to pitch to these steroid cheaters. He added that perhaps he could have even had Hall of Fame numbers. That’s cute, but if you’re going to use that kind of logic, you had better be prepared to reconsider all the Hall of Fame members that played prior to 1947! Some of the best competition baseball had to offer was kept from playing simply because of skin color. How different would some of those stats have been if all of those white players had to face the likes of a Satchel Paige on a daily basis? What if Josh Gibson could have batted against the Whitey Fords of baseball?

Which rule breakers should we exclude from baseball? Clearly the PED users, but what about the marijuana users? There’s a lot of them out there, but baseball doesn’t test for that. Do pot smokers have a competitive advantage over the non-pot smokers? If it helps them relax when they’re nervous, then yes, I would say they do. What about a pitcher who gets caught doctoring the baseball? Does that give him a competitive advantage? I think it does. What about the spit-ball throwers? How about those guys that trap the baseball in the outfield and try to sell it as a catch? Isn’t that cheating? Again, the ironic thing is that steroids were not banned in baseball when McGwire took them.

Am I trying to condone the actions of Mark McGwire? No. What he did was wrong; he probably knew it was wrong; and he probably did have a competitive advantage because of it. My point is, maybe its time to give the guy a break. He could have comfortably retired to the golf course and never had to address the issue again. But he loves baseball. Why else would he put himself through this endless attack? Certainly not for the money. Baseball hitting coaches don’t exactly rake it in.

Should McGwire get into the Hall of Fame? No, with a caveat: If you are going to single out McGwire, you had better apply those same rules to all the other cheaters come ballot time.

My point is, the viciousness of the attacks against McGwire have become ridiculous. Mark McGwire is a good man. You never hear about the amazing work he has done for abused children. You don’t hear about the man who walked away from a guaranteed ten million dollars in the last year of his contract because he felt like he could no longer compete at the level that would justify that salary. No, all you hear is a constant barrage of attacks.

It’s time to move on…

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Pat Robertson

Well, the infamous Pat Robertson has opened his idiot mouth again. Why do people continue to support this clown? He and his self-absorbed television show (The 700 Club) have been preying (not Praying) on the elderly and those in our society who need help the most, by convincing them that he has an inside track to the mindset of God. He sends out pleas for money to support his crusade against homosexuality, liberalism, and anything else he is opposed to. His most recent comments claim that Haiti experienced the terrible earthquake because of a deal the Haitian leaders made with the devil in 1803.

Pat Robertson is the closest thing to the antichrist on earth today. If you would like to read more examples of his bigotry and hatred, follow this link: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/patrobertson.htm

Monday, January 11, 2010

Typical Facebook Conversation

Barbie: You’re the best person in the whole world.

Ken: No, you’re the best person in the whole world.

Barbie: No, silly, you are.

Ken: No, YOU are!

Barbie: I love you so much!

Ken: You can’t possibly love me more than I love you!

Barbie: Yes I can!

Ken: No you can’t!

Barbie: I’m SO lucky! It’s a shame no one else has ever experienced the deep love that you and I share!

Ken: As long as I’m in your arms, the whole universe is right!

Barbie: Isn’t it nice that we can share these public displays of affection for the whole world to see!

Ken: It's important that everyone understands the depth of our love. We should shout it from the roof tops!

Mary: I’m so happy for you! You have the same kind of relationship that Bob and I have!

Jane: Barf…

Barbie: Jealous!

Jane: No…maybe I’m secure enough in my relationship that I don’t feel the need to reinforce my own self-esteem by posting personal dialog on Facebook for everyone to see.

Mary: Clearly jealous!

Ken: Wow, what’s her problem? Evidently she can’t grasp the concept of true love…

Jane: AHHHHH…I give up…

Friday, December 18, 2009

Christmas

Ahhhh…Christmas time! That joyous time of year when many so-called Christians feel the need to lambast and belittle anyone who has the gall to utter those frightful words: “Happy Holidays!”

My daughter had a chance to witness such a fine example of Christian love when she was a cashier at a local super market. When she wished “happy holiday’s” to a customer, his loud reply was “we don’t live on the @#$%~# liberal East coast! In the midwest, we say Merry Christmas!” A heartwarming example of Christian values indeed!

If your Christian beliefs are threatened by the simple message of "happy holidays", then you have some serious theological problems you need to deal with. I'm a Christian, and I don't feel the least bit threatened by these remarks. In fact, its heartwarming to receive kind gestures from my fellow man. I am quite comfortable with Jesus, and no one can take that from me.

Your Christian beliefs are your beliefs. Trying to force your ideals on someone solves nothing but making you feel better about yourself.

Relax… no one is going to take Jesus from you! When someone wishes you a happy holiday, smile, thank them, and be glad that you live in a country where you can internalize the meaning of “happy holiday” to your own unique perspective.

Try living by Jesus' example, and not the example of those who wish to segregate. Its time to turn off talk radio, and the so-called television "news" channels.

After all: Jesus reported ---you decide.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Angel in the Window


Here's an image of an Angel in my living room window. I think I'll sell it on ebay for a million bucks!

Friday, October 16, 2009

NPR's StoryCorps

I'm a huge NPR fan. It is refreshing to tune into a radio station and not hear the constant drivel of inflammatory talk radio.
One of my favorite NPR segments is called StoryCorps. It is simply the telling of life stories by the people who lived them. If you are a sentimental type, then you will undoubtedly tear up when you hear them. The stories are pure and genuine.
Click on the link below to hear one of my favorite stories about baseball.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Colonoscopy

Recently, I had the pleasure of getting a colonoscopy. I was going to give you a detailed version of my experience, but then I read Dave Barry's version, and there is no way I could ever top that. One of the funniest things I have ever read.