In the past few years, I have become involved with fantasy sports. Only baseball and football, because I really don’t follow the other sports close enough to make informed decisions about my teams. I know people not involved think it’s silly, and that’s ok. I happen to think reality TV is silly, but that’s a topic for another day. One of the more entertaining aspects of fantasy sports are the team names chosen by league members. Some are dull, some are crude, and some are downright hilarious.
Of course, what league would be complete without references to genitalia such as:
The Big Ditkas
Show me your TD’s
...you get the picture. But to me, the best team names don’t resort to crude, they are simply clever:
W.D. Forte
Kibbles and Vicks
Favre Dollar Footlong
…And finally, 2 of my favorites:
Chad lost his Johnson
Somewhere over Dewayne Bowe
You have to be a football fan to understand (and I suppose it wouldn't hurt to be familiar with 1939 classic musicals.)
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
Those are fantastic names!
ReplyDeleteI'm partial to "Brees Nuts." But now we're getting back to the whole genitalia thing again.
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