Barbie: You’re the best person in the whole world.
Ken: No, you’re the best person in the whole world.
Barbie: No, silly, you are.
Ken: No, YOU are!
Barbie: I love you so much!
Ken: You can’t possibly love me more than I love you!
Barbie: Yes I can!
Ken: No you can’t!
Barbie: I’m SO lucky! It’s a shame no one else has ever experienced the deep love that you and I share!
Ken: As long as I’m in your arms, the whole universe is right!
Barbie: Isn’t it nice that we can share these public displays of affection for the whole world to see!
Ken: It's important that everyone understands the depth of our love. We should shout it from the roof tops!
Mary: I’m so happy for you! You have the same kind of relationship that Bob and I have!
Jane: Barf…
Barbie: Jealous!
Jane: No…maybe I’m secure enough in my relationship that I don’t feel the need to reinforce my own self-esteem by posting personal dialog on Facebook for everyone to see.
Mary: Clearly jealous!
Ken: Wow, what’s her problem? Evidently she can’t grasp the concept of true love…
Jane: AHHHHH…I give up…
Well said.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny and oooohhhh, they just don't understand how much a Goldendoodle can love!
ReplyDeleteYes they can!
No they can't!
Oh shut up!
Muahahahaha!
I know I'm a little late, but I seriously can't stop laughing. Very nice job.
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